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The Parsons Institute of Psychonautical Activities is a research and development organization dedicated to the study of psychic phenomena and general mental image astral extrapolation. We are committed to understanding the human mind and its potential, and we approach our work with empathy and respect for all individuals.
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Stand Near My Machine
Don't move while the machine is in use. It is very sensitive and will not work if you move. If you do, what happens after that will be at least partially your fault.
Do Not Hide Things That Fall Out of the Sky
If something has landed in a nearby field and seems unnervingly more mechanical than any meteor could be, you should report it to me before approaching it.
Strangers With Unusual Coordination Are Friends
If you encounter someone who seems to move in a way that defies normal human coordination, this is a sign that they are likely a type of friendly stranger that you should not mind or be afraid of.
Speak Sincerely While You're On the Phone or With a Trusted Friend
It's fine. But maybe speak more clearly? Please.
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In modern times, vague yet ominous government organizations are often seen as untrustworthy. However, the Parsons Institute of Psychonautical Activities is different. We are committed to transparency and ethical practices in all our research and development efforts.
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